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mishapenmagic:


letmebeyourtlc:

zandalarian:

niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

probably thought his entire existence ended

nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.
so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.

It’s not nerdy. It’s called child development.

mishapenmagic:

letmebeyourtlc:

zandalarian:

niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

probably thought his entire existence ended

nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.

so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.

It’s not nerdy. It’s called child development.

Argument I heard on the bus

Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

overlypolitebisexual:

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

princemotorcycle:

my aesthetic is pet goth, it’s where you wear all black but you have a lot of pets you like to hold so you always have fur on your clothes

thetranscendentalists:

The Potters going out for dinner with the kids and Teddy and the waitress asks if all the kids are his so Teddy gets really embarrassed but Harry just gives the biggest smile and says “Yes, they’re all mine” because Teddy is pretty much his son.

deadgirlshoes:

Imagine Teddy getting a howler from Tonks and he starts to freak out but when he opens it, it’s like

TEDDY GUESS WHAT, THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE COMING TO TOWN. PACK YOUR THINGS, SON, I ALREADY TALKED TO MCGONAGALL AND SHE SAID IT’S COOL. MERLIN’S PANTS I’M SO EXCITED. DON’T TELL ANYONE OKAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T TELL DAD EITHER. OH FUCK, IS THIS A HOWLER? I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP.

And Remus at the teachers table covering his face to hide his laughter.

brotherhoot:

sexioto:

tumblrs message system is a bit like messenger pigeons only they’re chickens and you just kind of throw them in the direction of the recipient and hope they find their way

luminell:

can’t wait for The Avengers 2 press tour when Aaron Taylor-Johnson subtly shows the middle finger to any interviewer who asks sexist questions and is basically an asshole to women

image

theriddlestory:

INDULGE ME, OKAY? I JUST FEEL LIKE I’M BEING GIVEN A GLIMPSE OF SOMETHING I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE.

aiulbones:

I haven’t seen the new episode yet, but based on my dash, I believe this is how it ends.