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A day in the life of a fangirl trans* girl and part time hipster. Butts are also pretty cool man idk.
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cosmictuesdays:

Well done, show. Well done.

neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

jaclcfrost:

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

nerdy-whovian:

bioterrors:

an angel girl whose girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

manafromheaven:

silentevilx:

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

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does that give you your answer

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

thegreat-corno-lio:

french-horn-geek:

when i joined band i thought i’d be the cutest person there, but nope. gODDAMNIT CUTE BAND GEEKS

And cute band geeks from other schools you meet at competitions

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

satans-firm-rear-end:

mesonoxianherald:

10th grade our first assignment in our multimedia class was to photoshop ourselves in this picture and make it look authentic
i decided
screw authentic im taking a selfie with my homie einstein

oh my god

satans-firm-rear-end:

mesonoxianherald:

10th grade our first assignment in our multimedia class was to photoshop ourselves in this picture and make it look authentic

i decided

screw authentic im taking a selfie with my homie einstein

oh my god

fellowgalaxy:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

EXACTLY this is what I’m talking about. “Obama doesn’t do shit” no your shitty party is afraid of change and likes to blame everyone else for their problems

fellowgalaxy:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

EXACTLY this is what I’m talking about. “Obama doesn’t do shit” no your shitty party is afraid of change and likes to blame everyone else for their problems